TV

Nice show today, Ellen..  I liked Anna Ferris.  I just didn't get to see her "undyed" hair.

TV

"The Ellen DeGeneres Show"

Thank you so much for holding those kids..

TV & Having Kids

I don't know who did what, but I didn't mean to hurt Ellen's mom, just thought I got a message I had to negate and couldn't think.

So, Ellen, I hope you have a kid.  The world will get better, and you can even adopt and be a s******** mother.  I still don't mind waiting until 40..  I have 3 white hairs growing in..

TV

Wow, Ellen, you sure looked cute having wine and talking on the sho' (show) with that guy.

I would like to talk to that nice, ½ As ku Nazi Jewish guy.

Christina Aguilera on "The Voice" sure is pretty.  I wanna get on "America's Got Talent" for my singing, hoping I am contacted before Spring 2014.

Kellie Pickler was outta this worllllll (world) amazing!

Those 2 girls happened to know The Hunger Games?  I wanted to read it and am a fan in a way and am very excited for this installment.

Veh Lee Interesting (Very)

Wow, Ellen, I just watched the baby on your show, today.  Cootchie Cootchi Coo!  I would from my side have a dumb baby.. it sounds interesting.